Here it is kids. The part of the site you've been waiting for. Below are a few of my stories that I think you will enjoy. I have included a little of everything to cover any mood that you might be in. There is everything from lesbian detective encounters to lighthearted suicide stories and everything in between. Check back frequently as I will try to update this as often as I can. Feel free to share these stories with your friends, just don't try to steal them or I will sue you hairy yellow ass off. And don't try to tell everyone that you wrote them either. I will know and so will you and then we will have to meet in a parking lot somewhere and do it up Mike Ditka style.

Eddie Provolone A Two Fisted Detective Story with a twist
Santa's Strike The Day Christmas Died
Vacancy When the Suburbs meet the tired tears of the city




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